Wow. Just wow.
I was so postdead today that I Googled 'help i need something awesome to blog about'. It didn't work.
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ohhhhh...
Suspicious brown pile #1: I'm a chocolate chip!
Suspicious brown pile #2: I'm not...
Both: LET'S TRADE PLACES!!!
This was a flash animation I saw somewhere, but it's not. on. GOOGLE!!!
Collection of Random Cooking Phrases!
"You're the colbyjack!"
"God, why are there so many eggs?"
"This is disgusting!"
"I love rice..."
"I suddenly crave cheese puffs right now."
"That looks sooooo good!"
"Gruyère is a weird word."
Another random phrase (sorry, this is the last one for today!)
"Sorry, but your nose is making that strange clicking sound again."
Unedited conversation between me and my mom, five minutes ago:
Me: Quick, what's the awesomest thing ever?
My mom: Um...
Me: I said quick!
My mom: Okay...GYM!
Me: *groans* Something else?
My mom: Okay...WORMS!
Me: Come on! Something postable!
My mom: ...
My mom: Ice cream.
Me: Everyone says that!
My mom: Pizza.
Me: You're kidding me, right? Why don't you just say 'rollercoasters' and 'movie theaters'?
My mom: ...
Quick! What's the awesomest thing ever? Don't say 'me'... Said any hilarious random phrases lately?