I'm so sorry!
I didn't post for two stinkin' days! Gah! Bleh! Bleghhh! Meh! Gableghaghhhhh! I don't think you realize just how sorry I am. I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE! I said I made a commitment. The key word here is commit. I don't care about the ment right now. But I was supposed to commit, and I didn't, and I screwed up my perfect record. I was actually considering changing the date on the computer so it would look like I posted on that day, and when people asked questions I'd just be like "What! They were there the whole time! It must just be your computer." Then I'd fake a phone call and exit the building. And swim to Russia and change my name.
I don't think that would have been a good idea.
Well, to make up for it, I made you this!
You can tell I made it because it's so unprofessional.
But I still like it!
Whoa. Déjà vu.
Ha ha, but I hope you like this one better. I sure do.
I apologize for what happened, and I'll do my best to make sure it doesn't happen again.
I keep apologizing. Is it too much? Am I forgiven?