My mom: Why are you so upset?
Me: Because my laptop user manual says that on some models, there’s a fingerprint reader, and on mine, there isn’t! Ugh! Why does Toshiba hate me?! What did I ever to do Toshiba?! Ugh!
My mom: *stays silent*
Funny laptop stories are welcome...what's the most awesome/hilarious/ weird thing that's ever happened to you, involving a laptop?