Monday, December 20, 2010

Some Jokes

Person 1: How can you put an elephant into a matchbox?
Person 2: You can’t, elephants are too big to put into a matchbox, duh!
Person 1: Wrong! You take out the matches. How can you put a hippopotamus into a matchbox?
Person 2: Take out the matches?
Person 1: No, take out the elephant! All the animals in the world are attending an animal meeting. Which animal is not there?
Person 2: I have no idea. No, wait…a chameleon, because you can’t see him?
Person 1: No, the hippopotamus, he’s still in the matchbox. There is a crocodile-infested river, you have to get across, there is no way around, above or beneath. How do you get across?
Person 2: Kill the alligators?
Person 1: No, all the animals are at a meeting, so you can just swim across! Stupid!
Person 2: *scoffs and storms away*
C’mon, let’s hear it: tell us your best jokes!
Unrelated PS
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